Data Jokes Listicle

If you wonder what nerds like us think are jokes, check out this list. Memorize some of those, and you’ll be the queen/king on the next statistics party!

  1. Math puns are the first sine of madness
  2. I need a <br>
  3. Binary - it's as easy as 01, 10, 11
  4. !false - it's funny ‘cause it's true
  5. Why do java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#
  6. Error 4:04 AM - sleep not found
  7. while(alive){eat(); sleep(); code();}
  8. #tower-of-pisa{ font-style: italic;}
  9. The semicolon; hide and seek champion since 1958
  10. Would you say you excel in Excel?
  11. Life is like a sine wave: it has its ups and downs
  12. 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code.
  13. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
  14. Things aren't always #000000 and #FFFFFF
  15. #titanic{ float: none;}
  16. You must be the square root of two 'cause i feel irrational around you.
  17. You make my software turn into hardware.
  18. What music genre do statisticians go crazy about? - Drum & Bayes.
  19. Who’s your data?
  20. I like Big data and I cannot lie
  21. I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
  22. She said I was just average. How mean!
  23. Programmer (noun) - A machine that turns coffee and mate into code
  24. What’s a programmers favorite hangout place? The Foo Bar.

  25. < Back to the tree

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